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Are You Being Served? · Season 1, Episode 15

Customer and Mrs Slocombe in “Unfinished Business”

[Mrs Slocombe, suitably fortified with gin and tonic, deals with a customer wishing to return a cardigan]

CCustomer

I'm going to take your name!

Mrs Slocombe

I'm sorry, madam, we're not allowed to give names.

CCustomer

Well, in that case, I... I shall remember your face!

[Mrs. Slocombe makes a face at the customer]

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