[Recounting recent visit to the doctors] Oh yes, well after a very rigorous examination, he looked at me and said: "I can't find anything wrong with you." Which surprised me, so I asked for a second opinion.
Did you get one?
Hmm, from the window cleaner, but we closed the curtains and ignored him.
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