“Before you say anything, I've got to use...” – Mr Humphries, Are You Being Served? ... TV Quotes Database

Before you say anything, I've got to use this because me mother's got me raincoat to queue up for her disability pension. I borrowed it off a very nice girl punk rocker that lives next door. It was her bridal gown.

Mrs Slocombe

Don't tell me she got married in that.

Mr Humphries

Married? She lived in it for a week with the groom before they found somewhere to squat.

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