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Are You Being Served? · Season 1, Episode 15

Captain Peacock, Madam and others in “Unfinished Business”

Captain Peacock

[After viewing a sales model with rotating breasts] Excuse me Madam, I wonder if we could interest you in the new "Flexi-bra". However wayward your figure, the Flexi-bra will cling to it, and control it. [Shows her model]

MMadam

I know all about them, thank you. In fact, I wear one. [Opens coat to reveal her breasts rotating like the models]

SSir

And I have the matching pants. [Turns to reveal his buttocks rotating in the same fashion]

Mr Humphries

[Faints, collapsing into Lucas' arms]

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