By controlling the Czar, Rasputin had absolute authority over all decisions affecting the Russian government.
RRasputin
I appoint you secretary of cheese, you, keeper of the lint, and as for you, kiss my puppy.
P3Politician 3
[looks at the puppy, then the camera. He does so, but then gets bitten] Aah!
RRasputin
He likes you. Now, take him potty. Bye-bye. [singing, skipping down the hall] La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
P2Politician 2
Why, he's insane.
P3Politician 3
[to Czar Nicholas II] Czar, Rasputin is mad. He's ruining the country. You must fire him!
CNCzar Nicholas II
[to Politician 3] I like him. You have a puppy on your nose. [walks away in a hypnotic trance]
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