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Animal Control Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Yeah. If you don't know what a mammal is by fifth grade I'm gonna take you down.

Truck 12. We have a report of a fox at Xavier Skate Park at 3245 Olive Street. Truck 12 responding.

Okay. This little girl sent me a letter asking for a unicorn license. This is like exactly what I would have done when I was little.

We're making an actual unicorn license for Sophie and then I'm gonna take it to her house and present it to her.

It's mating season, Shred.

Birds do it mid-air, frogs attached to other frogs, a lot of dumpster humping. Love is in the air.

Our shift ends in 5 minutes. I think I'm gonna order Pad Thai for dinner.

Don't do it. You'll jinx us. You order food, we'll get another call. You're young and proud and think that you can thwart fate, right?

So, if I can talk to Monster, he can tell me where he got his dragon. And by the way, never trust Google Translate.

Hold on, this says that my secret admirer is finally ready to reveal themselves tomorrow morning at 9:00 am.

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