Shred Taylor quotes from Animal Control

Shred

Bye-bye.

Shred

Wait. Are we still gonna be able to puzzle at lunch?

Shred

You got it!

Shred

Ha-ha-ha!

Frank

It's mating season, Shred.

Shred

Birds do it mid-air, frogs attached to other frogs, a lot of dumpster humping. Love is in the air.

Shred

Our shift ends in 5 minutes. I think I'm gonna order Pad Thai for dinner.

Frank

Don't do it. You'll jinx us. You order food, we'll get another call. You're young and proud and think that you can thwart fate, right?

Shred

So you wanna go global.

Frank

You wanna talk about qualities.

Shred

Guys, this is Emily’s business, and therapy is a sign of strength, not weakness.

Emily

Thank you, Shred, but I’m not going to therapy.

Victoria

You don’t have to white knuckle it; we all need therapy.

Frank

Don’t listen to her. Keep stuffing it down, sister. It works.

Frank

1, 2, 3.

Shred

Is that Alexander Skarsgård?

Emily

No, I get that all the time.

Frank

Okay, fine. Whatever.