Frank Shaw quotes from Animal Control

Frank

They look pretty chill to me.

Frank

I'm not gonna sit here and listen to a play-by-play of your escapades, alright? You're gonna have to find somebody else for that.

Frank

So the intentions are getting done now. Did she just lock us in here?

Frank

Dammit!

Frank

Amen. I'll see you at work.

Frank

I hope there's another one of those.

Frank

This is the best dog in the house. Toby and I actually started here the same week.

Frank

Yeah. If you don't know what a mammal is by fifth grade I'm gonna take you down.

Frank

We're making an actual unicorn license for Sophie and then I'm gonna take it to her house and present it to her.

Frank

Lemurs live in Madagascar.

Frank

100 days, 6 hours, 44 minutes, 45 now, approximately. That's how long we've been chasing this oily flightless bird.

Frank

Damn. That was much better than sex.

Frank

Where is he? We need eyes on him.

Frank

It's gotta be me. You've done too many times by him.

Fred

Knock it off. This is not fun for me. This is not fun. Can I help you, Frank?

Frank

They must smell something on your clothes. What kind of detergent do you use?