Frank Shaw quotes from Animal Control

Frank

Alright. Well, if you are going to stay then we all need to be mellow and chill.

Emily

Okay. How chill?

Frank

It's mating season, Shred.

Shred

Birds do it mid-air, frogs attached to other frogs, a lot of dumpster humping. Love is in the air.

Emily

Congratulations. How many did Templeton's broke ass precinct have?

Frank

As of morning, 75.

Shred

Our shift ends in 5 minutes. I think I'm gonna order Pad Thai for dinner.

Frank

Don't do it. You'll jinx us. You order food, we'll get another call. You're young and proud and think that you can thwart fate, right?

Shred

So you wanna go global.

Frank

You wanna talk about qualities.

Frank

You're not gonna die today.

Emily

Look, it's just a rattlesnake bite, and it wouldn't be an issue if we had anti-venom in the truck's cooler instead of your variety pack of Otter pops.

Frank

Did y'all find the record for this yet?

Emily

Nothing yet. I just keep getting "In Memoriam" tribute videos.

Shred

Guys, this is Emily’s business, and therapy is a sign of strength, not weakness.

Emily

Thank you, Shred, but I’m not going to therapy.

Victoria

You don’t have to white knuckle it; we all need therapy.

Frank

Don’t listen to her. Keep stuffing it down, sister. It works.

Frank

1, 2, 3.

Shred

Is that Alexander Skarsgård?

Emily

No, I get that all the time.

Frank

Okay, fine. Whatever.