Angela Anaconda · Season 1
Whoops. Guess I was so busy getting you things, I didn't learn as much about sculpting as you probably would have liked. Nanno-Ninny!
(picks up miniature Nanette)
But don't fret tiny un-French one. (whistles). Your pompous parents' town car could sure use an attractive hood ornament.
(About Gen Anaconda's marble statue of Nannette)
It simply won't do! It's beautiful, of course. It's our Nannette! But, it really should be bigger. It will look ridiculous in our capacious foyer, which is French for "vestibule."
Ooh! Stay tuned for the Channel 163 news with Carl Carlson.
(cut to: empty news desk)
(offstage and begrudgingly) Ugh, not again. Cut to black! Cut to black!
Class, We're doing the news! It seems that a spot has opened up at the 163 schedule due to news anchor Carl Carlson leaving town to attend a (ahem) step class
(excitedly) He's discovered the cardiovascular thrill-ride that is aerobics?!!?
I wouldn't call it "aerobics". His class only teaches twelve steps.
(as Johnny) In a crime beat exclusive, we've just received news that the Manior Sextuplets are wanted on six accounts of robbing the wold of happiness!
(as herself) And you know what that means Johnny. She's going straight to-
HELP!!!
(Toothpaste drops on Angela's nose)
GAH! ALIENS!
(Cut to: Baby Lulu babbling and clapping above Angela)
SIC 'EM KING, SIC 'EM!
(King yawns)
My toothpaste. Bad.
(Baby Lulu babbles)
Baby Lulu, you might be my sister, and I can't do anything about that. But that doesn't mean you can eat my toothpaste.
I can't wait to find out how valuable your precious paperweight is Angela Anaconda
I can't wait until you wear your Spiffy-Pop hat in a giant microwave, Ninny-Poo.
Hey! A bird just flew into our window!
I prayed it's all right.
(angela gasps)
IN YOUR SEATS! Detention is not over until the late bell rings!
(bell rings)
(laughs)
Class dismissed.
ANGELA ANACONDA! YO-YOING IN CLASS?! What in Heaven's name has gotten into you??! You are to clap erasers immediately!
Okay.
(humming)
What's this?! Using Gordy Reinhardt as you're personal lackey?!
I'll give you a facial if you bless me with eternal fashion sense.
I'll give you a facial EVEN MORE!
I just heard from Johnny Abatti how you raised that bird from the dead and was wondering if you could heal my pet iguana. He seems depressed.
Hey, I know what'll keep her quiet. Uncle Nicky, sing that lullaby you used to sing to me.
(sings) Hush little Johnny, it's a quarter to six. Let Uncle Nicky go pick up hot chicks.
Just admit it; you are the one who cursed like an out-of-work circus clown!
(Singing) Little Nin, Little Nin, Where do I begin? Hair like spools of golden thread-
(Dryly) -And brains like moldy loaves of bread!
(Mrs. Brinks brushes up against Bodyguard)
Mmm! All that bowing and lifting must do wonders for your Pecs!
Mmm.
(Mrs. Brinks swoons)
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