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Angel · Season 5

Lorne and Angel in “Unleashed”

Lorne

Whoa! Watch it there! Just passing by and got splashed with a heap of grouchy. Got to tell you, Angelkins, that extra weight is not looking so good on you. [Angel looks down at his belly] I'm talking about psychic pounds, pumpkin. Why don't you consider me the Jenny Craig for the soul, huh? So let's hear it.

Angel

I'm not gonna sing.

Lorne

Couldn't bear it if you did. No, it's talking you need... or maybe a shoulder to--

Angel

I'm not gonna cry either.

Lorne

I was going to a leaning place. OK, Atlas, how about a shrug? Look, so you got the weight of the world. Burden, sure, but breaking news it ain't.

Angel

Listen, Lorne, this isn't a good time.

Lorne

No. No, it never is. Spike showing up your first day in the Wolfram & Hart saddle, took the jolly right out of the rancher. But we've been feeling it ever since then, Angelcakes.

Angel

OK, so it's no secret. I don't like the guy.

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