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Angel · Season 1

Wesley, Angel and others in “Expecting”

Wesley

Hello. I was just in the neighborhood, patrolling with my new Bavarian fighting axe when I suddenly thought, "Perhaps Cordelia has had a vision." Perhaps you need my help in the battle against evil.

Angel

We seem to be evil-free at the moment.

Wesley

I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if either of you has the nerve to take me on.

Cordelia

Gee, Wesley, I'd love to... but unlike you, I'm not in my eighties quite yet.

Wesley

If shaking your booty at the latest trendy hot spot is your idea of a life, then call me... [Cordy's gorgeous friends Serena and Emily enter] ...sick with envy.

Serena

[to Wesley] Hi. I'm Serena. Nice ax.

Wesley

Oh, no, this old thing? [accidentally embeds weapon in wall]

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