Hello. I was just in the neighborhood, patrolling with my new Bavarian fighting axe when I suddenly thought, "Perhaps Cordelia has had a vision." Perhaps you need my help in the battle against evil.
We seem to be evil-free at the moment.
I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if either of you has the nerve to take me on.
Gee, Wesley, I'd love to... but unlike you, I'm not in my eighties quite yet.
If shaking your booty at the latest trendy hot spot is your idea of a life, then call me... [Cordy's gorgeous friends Serena and Emily enter] ...sick with envy.
SSerena
[to Wesley] Hi. I'm Serena. Nice ax.
Oh, no, this old thing? [accidentally embeds weapon in wall]
So, you're seeing someone? How come I haven't met him?
'Cause I'm ashamed of you, not to mention how you'd embarrass me by giving him the third degree.
EEmily
Your boss could give me the third degree anytime.
Oh, um... so... [collapses and convulses; Angel and Wesley try to distract Serena and Emily so they won't notice Cordelia having vision]
[pushes some mail off desk] Um, uh, Cordelia! Grab that file.
[bending to pick up mail] Don't worry. Heh Heh. Whoopsie! [straightens up]
Lounge La Brea. Sounds like that could be an evening with all sorts of evening type... I heard the bands there are...
SSerena
They don't have bands.
Which I like, 'cause if it's too loud...
Oh, I think I may be busy. [flash of Cordelia's vision] Besides, um, I don't, um, lounge... all that well.
[loud laugh] Good one. Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one. [throws arm across Angel's shoulders] Hmm-mmm.
SSerena
[aside to Emily] The good ones are always gay. Cor, tick-tock. [Cordelia shakily stands]
[asking about her vision] So, that client I'm supposed to be meeting tonight... What's he like again?
Like a big baby hatching from a big egg, with really large hands, in need of a manicure. You're meeting him here. [writes down address, then moves toward door with girls]
Okay. Are my girls ready to party?
[Cordelia wakes up hugely pregnant, with Wilson nowhere to be found.]
Have you talked to Wilson?
No. What would I say to him? "I had a really nice time, I think you left something at my place"?
