(Flashback)
Hands down that was the second coolest thing I've ever seen. Wanna see the first coolest?
(Cutscene to a woman seductively approaching the camera spraying whipped cream in her hand while "Lead Me On" by Maxine Nightingale plays in the background)
I'd show you more...
(A young man stands up and blocks the view of the woman)
...but her boyfriend who was actually in the room had to go and ruin everything.
(Young man lifts up woman and carries her off screen while the camera zooms out to Andy looking out a window with binoculars. Andy then turns around with tears in his eyes and faces the camera)
(sobbing) Will I ever know love?! (Commences sobbing)
Oops, I didn't mean to show you that part.
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