Harper quotes from Andromeda

If there is treasure, it logically follows that I deserve it.

Like a hot knife through protein paste.

Just my luck - a woman with her higher brain functions on hold.

It's so unimpressively simple and inconspicuous, it's a work of art.

[about Tyr] Those bones must be going to his head.

Wow. Except for waking up next to a certain satisfied android, now I've seen everything.

Tyr Ana-sleazy. Livin' large in the lap dance of luxury, huh?

Whew! All in a day's work, piece of cake. Chocolate cake, with a Harper on top.

Great vehicle they call the world ship? I think you'd better stop smoking your peace pipe.

We're about to be neck deep in a big pile of ships.

Trance

Oh, he's the guy who retired. Didn't you say he bought a farm?

THE farm. Bought THE farm, Trance.

Trance

What's the difference?

Beka

Torn pressure suit and a bad emergency seal.

Trance

Oh, that IS different.

Who does he think he is?

I assume he thinks he's a Neitzschean.

It's a teleporter… It scans you, destroys you, transmits you through the projector, and then rebuilds you from the particles up. Hilarity ensues.

Beka

I think Mr. Heisenberg would object.

Beka

Careful, Harper. That is one of Trance's plants.

I know.

Beka

She loves them.

I know.

Beka

She gives them names.

Trust in the Harper, the Harper is good. It goes in here... [Plant disappears] ...and it comes out there. [Plant reappears and explodes]

Beka

I believe she called that one "Walter".

Which explains why the two fish-necks get to hang out with the hot chick with the lungs. In fact, I think I will sit next to the lung lady.

And create a major diplomatic incident? I don't think so.