Andromeda quotes from Andromeda

Andromeda

Say it won't happen again. You have to promise to me, Beka, that when this is over, I will either be heading home with a crew aboard, or not at all.

Andromeda

Containing spillover in the accelerator tanks... Harper, what were you thinking, racing me?!

Andromeda

Well, on the bright side, the Worldship was heading towards the known worlds anyway, before you just didn't know about it. At least this way, you can face it head-on.

Beka

That was such a warship thing to say.

Andromeda

[hologram] Dylan, I'm not reading any pulses or brainwaves from the corpses of the plague victims, and their bodies register at room temperature.

Tyr

Well, that would make sense – they're corpses.

Andromeda

[on-screen] Yes. The trouble is, they're walking around the ship trying to kill you!

Tyr

[to Dylan] You're surprised? That's what you get for incessantly trying to help!

Dylan

The ungrateful dead!

Dylan

[After being woken up by an explosion] Andromeda, what's going on?

Andromeda

Fusion from the core is beginning to spill over into the accelerator tanks. Harper is in Command with Trance.

Dylan

[groaning] Alright, cancel the monthly ship diagnostic and report. [mutters] Harper, it's a simple night shift.

Intruding vessel, stand down and prepare to be boarded. You have 15 seconds to comply [breaks connection]

Tyr

Ship, how many missiles can we fire in 15 seconds?

Approximately three-thousand six-hundred.

Tyr

Communicate our desire to comply.

We have arrived in Heimdall. I’m detecting several Genite scouts within our combat radius.

Tyr

Still licking their wounds, no doubt.

Beka

No doubt. And I’m more than happy to dump a little salt on them. Andromeda, offensive missiles, all tubes, full load out.

Offensive missiles are approaching the Genite formation.

Beka

Have they seen us yet?

That is uncertain.

Tyr

The suspense is killing me.

Beka

Oh, it’s not the suspense that’s gunna kill us.

Yeah, well, the suspense already owes me a fresh pair of shorts.

The Genites have detected us. They’re firing.

Beka

Defensive missiles; PDLs on standby!

Incoming hail from the Genites.

You clearly didn’t get the message the last time. I’m afraid you’ve left us no choice but to explain it to you—in excruciating detail.

The Genites are still with us, and more of them are inbound.

Beka

You know, you can never have too many Genites inbound. Time to slipstream.

Awaiting your order.

Beka

Consider yourself ordered. Let’s get the hell out of here.

Andromeda

Hesitation is often the flaw of great intellect.

What? I'm not hesit... thank you.

Andromeda

Harper, why don't you find yourself a nice girlfriend.

I tried building one but she doesn't want me. And because, yes, the universe is big, but finding one Mrs. Harper, let alone two...

Andromeda

Accessing Harper quote archive..."If you're a bad hunter, the woods are always empty."

That archive is private!

Andromeda

Not so much.