Amphibia quotes

My name is General Yunan: Scourge of the Sand Wars, defeater of Ragnar the Reched, and... the youngest newt to ever achieve the title of general in the Newtopian Army!

Frog Soos

Say, Mr. Pines, do you get the feeling that we exist simultaneously in multiple parallel universes, completely unaware of the other’s very existence?

You’ve been licking yourself again, Frog Soos.

Frog Soos

[laughs] Caught me again, Mr Pines! [licks his arm]

This first temple is said to specifically challenge your intelligence. So I'm pretty sure it's full of puzzles. No frog, toad or newt in history has been able to survive it.

Uh...

But don't worry, because none of them were Marcy Wu, head of the chess club, master RTS player, straight-A student, except for gym but only because I was reading in class, which only proves my point!

Sprig

Do you think it’s weird when the main characters aren’t in an episode?Anne: Eh, you don’t miss them.

Andrias

There was a time when Newtopia was truly great, but that greatness was stolen from us. Centuries of prosperity brought to an end because of me. I was weak, trusting those who said they were my friends and because of that, the music box was taken under my watch. It cost us everything and after a thousand years, no one even remembers our legacy. But now, at long last, the box is back. And with its power, Newtopia will be returned to glory!

Oh, well, that's nice.

Something's wrong here.

Andrias

For you see, my ancestors weren't frail explorers, they were glorious conquerors!

Marcy

Andrias, this wasn't the plan! You said no one would get hurt.

Andrias

I would have said anything if it meant you delivered the box fully charged. Hate to break it to you, kiddo, but you've been duped.

Marcy

But... but...

Mar-Mar, what's he talking about?

Sasha

Yeah, what plan?

Marcy

He promised he'd take us with him to the new worlds, that we could have amazing adventures just like this one, forever and ever.

But why?

Andrias

Why, indeed? Enough lies, Mar-Mar. If you don't tell them the truth, I will.

Marcy

You... you wouldn't!

Marcy, what's going on?

Andrias

Did it ever occur to you, Anne, Sasha? That one of you knew more than she was letting on? That one of you might have gotten you stranded in Amphibia... on purpose?

Sasha

You've got to be kidding me!

No, it can't be!

Andrias

Oops! Looks like I spilled the tea, as you kids say. Heh...

Marcy

I did it for us! The day we left, your birthday, they told me my dad got a new job out of state. They're making me move away, they were gonna tear us apart!

Marcy...

Marcy

I... I found the box. I had no idea it would actually work, but it did. It sent us to a place where we'd never have to grow apart, where the three of us could friends forever together!

How could you?! I've been missing my parents, my life!

Marcy

But look at how much fun we've had. Look at how much you've both grown. Look at Sprig. I gave you this, I gave you everything! I just didn't want to be alone.

Andrias

Well, that's what you get for pouring your heart out to me over Flipwart.

Sprig

Anne, is this...?

My house. This is really happening. I'm gonna see my parents.

Sprig

So... It's too early to call them "mom" and "dad", right? Should I call them "Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy"? Are they tongue-shake people?

Okay... you three should probably hide in here for the time being. I wanna ease them into all of this slowly. And when the time is right, I'll signal, "Caw caw!" Do not come out until you hear that.

Oh, and I'm not gonna tell them I plan to go back and stop Andrias. Or that Andrias betrayed us. Or that Marcy did. Or that Sasha did. And not a word about my weird glowing blue powers. Wow, there's a lot going on.

Sprig

Blue powers?

Polly

It was a thing.

If you think I'm just gonna sit here while you hurt my friends, you've got another thing coming!

I hate gravel, it’s bumpy and bothersome, and it gets everywhere!

I love you.

I still can’t believe you guys like the prequels more!

Sprig

Anne, we just watch them in order with no context.

You can’t blame us for not having nostalgia!