Sasha quotes from Amphibia

Sasha

Attention, Wartwood! I'd like to untroduce some new recruits.

Sasha

The Plantars here came back of Amphibia just in time, to help us kick Andrias right in the big ol' tail! [Everyone cheers. Sasha gives the Plantars several sacks.] Here. Go find yourselves a nice cave to inhabit.

Sasha

Anne, what are you doing? Are you really gonna risk your life for these talking frogs? We don't even belong here. Don't you wanna get back home? See your family?

Yeah, but...

Sasha

Then put your sword down, now. END. OF. DISCUSSION.

Sasha

[smiles] There we go, that's my girl. This is not difficult, okay?

Sprig

[looks at Anne with concern, then fires mud from his slingshot onto Sasha’s face]

Sasha

WHAT THE HECK?!

Sprig

For someone who's Anne's "best friend", you sure don't know her very well -- She's brave! She's smart! And most of all, she's not gonna be pushed around by a bully like you!

Sasha

I think I've had enough of you, squeaky toy...

Sasha

Anne?! What are you doing?!

Something I should've done a long time ago: STANDING UP TO YOU!

Thanks for believing in me, Sprig.

Sprig

Spranne against the world.

Sasha

They're just slimy little frogs, Anne! They don't matter!

They're not just frogs. [picks up her sword] THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!!!

It's over, Sash, you’re not going to push me around anymore.

Marcy

Andrias, this wasn't the plan! You said no one would get hurt.

Andrias

I would have said anything if it meant you delivered the box fully charged. Hate to break it to you, kiddo, but you've been duped.

Marcy

But... but...

Mar-Mar, what's he talking about?

Sasha

Yeah, what plan?

Marcy

He promised he'd take us with him to the new worlds, that we could have amazing adventures just like this one, forever and ever.

But why?

Andrias

Why, indeed? Enough lies, Mar-Mar. If you don't tell them the truth, I will.

Marcy

You... you wouldn't!

Marcy, what's going on?

Andrias

Did it ever occur to you, Anne, Sasha? That one of you knew more than she was letting on? That one of you might have gotten you stranded in Amphibia... on purpose?

Sasha

You've got to be kidding me!

No, it can't be!

Andrias

Oops! Looks like I spilled the tea, as you kids say. Heh...

Marcy

I did it for us! The day we left, your birthday, they told me my dad got a new job out of state. They're making me move away, they were gonna tear us apart!

Marcy...

Marcy

I... I found the box. I had no idea it would actually work, but it did. It sent us to a place where we'd never have to grow apart, where the three of us could friends forever together!

How could you?! I've been missing my parents, my life!

Marcy

But look at how much fun we've had. Look at how much you've both grown. Look at Sprig. I gave you this, I gave you everything! I just didn't want to be alone.

Andrias

Well, that's what you get for pouring your heart out to me over Flipwart.

Mother Olm

[reading the prophecy of the Calamity Box] "Three stars, burning bright, / Come from beyond to expel the night. / Should they fight or embrace the fall? / Their choice will determine the fate of all."

Sasha

Three stars? Is that us?

Mother Olm

Do you burn bright with the power of the stones?

Well, I have powers.

Sasha

[excited] Wait! Do Marcy and I get cool anime powers too?!

Mother Olm

Yes, honey! You should all get cool anime powers!

Well, Sash, it's been fun!

Sasha

Do your worst.

Sure!

Huh? It can't be.

Aldrich, your son is losing the will to fight. That weakling! (glances over to Sasha) Hey Sasha, as a fellow control freak, you'll probably really appreciate this!

Andrias! Stand up and fight, you pathetic excuse for a king! We are all you need. We are all you will ever have!

(in Sasha's thoughts) It's not who we were that matters, Sash. It's who we are now that counts.

There. That's better.

Sasha

I am not that person anymore!

Pfft... You missed.

Sasha

[smirks] Wanna bet?

AAAAAAAGH!!!!! My connection! You FOOL! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!? NOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mother Olm

So, how did it go?

Sprig

Well, we stopped the invasion, but now it looks like the moon is about to kill us all, so, (shrugs) mixed bag?

Mother Olm

I see. Then the prophecy has finally come to pass.

Marcy

(gasps) Sasha mentioned this! What did it say? What did it say?

It said that the three of us would save the world. So, let's go save the world!

Yeah!

Mother Olm

Well, just a minute, the prophecy doesn't necessarily say you'll succeed.

(confused) Wh-wha?

Mother Olm

You see, the prophecy isn't so much a prediction as it is a humble request for help. And know this: You have to tap into the energy that remains in the stones in order to get the energy you need. However, if you do that...

There might not be enough energy left for us to get home.

Sasha

We could be stuck in Amphibia forever.