Amphibia · Season 1
Now slimmer down, Wally. Just tell me what you saw.
Oh, it was horrifying. [explaining about the beast that he found on the woods last night] It had a huge head. A weird, stubby bump right in the middle of its face and long spindly limps!
[All the villagers gasps]
[Sprig Plantar is caught on a rope trap, flies into the air and falls back down, hanging upside down]
Hm?
[The beast steps out from behind the bushes, and revealed to be a rumpled human girl, panting and holding a pointed stick]
Caught ya! Thought you got the best of ol' Anne, eh? Well, you didn't!
[A monster is about to reach Anne and Sprig. Both ran away and duck under a log. The monster, revealed to be a giant red mentis, passes by.]
You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. You're a hero! An ugly, ugly hero!
Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.
Ha. You're not gonna eat me. You got a name, stranger?
My name's Anne. Anne Boonchuy.
I'm Sprig Plantar! Put 'er there!
How do I know I can trust you?
Whaaaat? [making a cutesy face] Does this look like a face that could deceive you?
[laughs] I guess not.
Sprig, you wanna know the best thing about friendship? When you got your friend by your side, anything is possible. Whatever you want, a real friend will help you get.
[Anne and Sprig are walking through the forest en route to the lake]
[Sighs] This is great. Two pals, beatin' the odds to have some fun. Here, smile! [takes a selfie with her phone] Hey, that turned out great. [Showing a selfie photograph of her and Sprig with 'BFFS' filter]
I don't know what's crazier, that you just stole my soul in a tiny box, or that we look so incredible. I gotta say, this friend business is amazing!
Didn't you have friends before I showed up?
Uhh...
[In a flashback where two little frogs playing marbles]
[giggles] Your turn.
[Came out from the bushes] Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys! Check this out! [He takes out a skeleton of a giant snake from the bushes] Ah! [The little frogs screamed, and Sprig putting his head on the snake's skull as a gesture of being eaten] Aaahhh! Help! It's eating me alive! [The little frogs continues to scream and then stopped] Ha-ha! I'm just kidding, guys. Aaah! Aaah! [Hops into the rib, and the little frogs got scared and screamed again]
[End of flashback]
Kids around here don't really get me.
Well, hey, [punching Sprig's arm] they are missin' out. Come on!
So, is punching part of friendship?
Absolutely.
[Standing in a flooded basement, talking to Anne and Sprig] I don't know. Bein' friends is one thing, but roommates? Ya think ya know someone until they're in your space and you're in theirs, and ya can't stand how they whistle all the time, and they complain whenever ya clean your web crusties out. [yelling] "Yes! I have to do it in our room! It has the best lighting." [back to normal tone] My point is... [He sees that Anne and Sprig have already left] And they're gone. Mark my words though. No good will come of this. [sinks into the water]
[After the Plantars realize Anne wasn't sick]
[Sighs] l never was. I faked it so l could have a day off. [Tearfully] l swear, as long as l live, never to fake being sick again!
[comforting Anne] Don't be ridiculous, Anne. You night've just gotten sick with the rest of us.
Yeah, we'd probably be dying by now.
At least someone made it.
[as they all hug] You guys are the best.
[looks at the badge while facing Bog] All l wanted was this town's respect. But just because these people treated me crummy doesn't mean l'm going to do the same to them. I'm done with this. I don't care if they've broken the law. [takes off her sash] You can't treat people like this!
Anne! [he and Polly bring out their house weapons and prepare to attack, but Mire grabs both of them; at the same time with Polly] Let me go, let me go!
[at the same time with Hop Pop] Hey, let me go!
Tsk, tsk, tsk. How disappointing. Do you know what we do to traitors in the tower, Anne? [takes out his hammer]
[laughs] You're about to be a pill bug pancake, you little brat!
Your foot's about to be a pancake.
[chuckles] Sorry, creature, it's just buisness. [raises his hammer to the air, ready to hit her, until he gets hit by mud] What the?
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