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American Gods · Season 1, Episode 15

Laura and Mad Sweeney in “Unfinished Business”

How much gold do you actually have?

How much is in a hoard?

What the fuck is a hoard? And why do you have one?

I was a king once.

[scoffs] Okay.

I was. Then they made me a bird. Then mother church came along and turned us all into saints and trolls and fairies. General Mills did the rest.

So what's the appeal? What's Wednesday selling at this God fest that you gotta get a ticket?

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