Can I help you with something, ma'am?
Yes! I've always wanted to steal a car. So I'm going to steal yours.
Uhh...well it's not mine, it's my boss'.
Okay well then I'm stealing his. [grabs a bunch of cash out of Mad Sweeney's pocket and hands it to him] I don't know how much is here but you take that, you tell your boss that you were robbed, which you have been.
My boss is never gonna believe me if I look like this.
Oh you look fine. You look great!
No he means without evidence of a tussle. He wants me to punch him.
Whoa. You could kill me. Can she do it?
Trust me. You don't want this one hitting ya. [punches him]
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