TV show quotes
Get ready, be the water.
Be the what?
Be the water, up here. [Raises Meg’s arms straight up like a shower and dances like he’s taking a shower]
Is she actually pretending to be a shower?
My guess is he’s got her being the water.
Wow.
[referring to Meg] She doesn’t have a mean bone in her body, except when it comes to Patty. But if you met Patty, you’d understand why.
Uh, some of the other columns I’ve been reading in other magazines, well they have little pictures of the journalists in the upper right-hand corner of the page. And I was just thinking that since you have such an attractive journalist…
Hey, not a snowball's chance in hell. Have a good show, Roxanne.
Hey and tonight when the priest comes, all I want to hear from you is “Yes, Father,” and “No, Father.” Nothing else.
Yes, Father.
Eighth grade or seventh?
Yes, Father.
Well which is it?
No, Father.
Did Father Conte also tell you that Jesus got out of the fishing boat and walked on top of the water, and touched a blind man’s eyes and made him see?
How did you know?
Well didn’t he? Didn’t Jesus do all that stuff?
Heal people and all that?
How could he have healed anybody? They didn’t even have penicillin yet.
I'm glad I ran into you.
I live here.
And all we do is argue. And a lot of the time, I don't even like you. And Jimmy is nice and sweet and he says all the right things at the right time-
Meg-
Luke, just let me finish for once! And all we do is fight. And just when I think there's nothing else to fight about, we come up with something more. And, so, we broke up. But ever since then, I just, I can't stop thinking about you. About me and you. Ok now you can talk.
Me too.
Me too what?
All of it. Me too. And I think-
Wait! Darn it. I wanted to do that whole thing after I did this. [Turns on record to play "Going Out of My Head"]
Wait! My uncle's going to be here soon with a bunch of policemen!
The policemen can't stop this, girl. [picks up TV and smashes it]
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