Klaus (uneasily): So...what happened back there?
Roger (eerily calm, flat voice): We went to the mall and had pizza because that's what Dylan likes.
Hayley (picks up the Dream Phone, which is now covered in blood): Why is there blood on the Dream Phone?
Roger (still eerily calm): He likes malls, and pizza, and me.
Steve (opens the bag on his lap): Uh, Roger, w-what's in this jar?
Dylan was being bad. (smiles evilly): And now we have the jar. (Turns on the radio, which starts playing The Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited", while Klaus, Haley and Steve look terrified in the back seat)
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