[Herr Flick and Helga are in Herr Flick's secret headquarters]
You're looking pensive Herr Flick.
I'm trying to decide what to do with you tonight. I might take you to the movies.
What is showing?
Anything we want. Or we could stay here and amuse ourselves. I have a box of sharp needles somewhere. (Helga looks a little nervous) Ah, here they are.
What have you in mind Herr Flick?
I have an excellent gramophone, and many records of Hitler's speeches. They are quite amusing.
(surprised) Hitler's speeches, quite amusing?
Played at double speed, he sounds like Donald Duck.
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