Stuart, Student [Bynes] and others in “Unfinished Business”

[pretends to take a student's picture with a life-sized replica of an iguana] That picture's gonna come out just great!

But, that's not a camera; that's an iguana.

You can't prove that!

She doesn't know what she's talking about, Mr. Camera.

Look, nut! This is a camera, and that's an iguana.

And I'm a goat. [He bleats like a goat, and eats a handful of grass.]

A freak bag is what you are.

That's him! That's the little hooligan that tied me up and hid me under the desk!"

Fine, I'm not the real yearbook photographer. I'm just a guy named Stuart. But you know something? If I was the real yearbook photographer, I'd be the best yearbook photographer IN ALL THE LAND! People would come up to me and say 'Oh, Stuart, you're the best yearbook photographer...EVER!!!!!' You all sicken me!! Now I'm going to get on my pterodactyl and go. C'mon, Terence.