"'Dear Ashley, there's this big bright ball of light in the sky above my house. I've tried all the light switches, but none of them seem to turn it off. Whenever I stare into it, my eyes hurt like the Dickens, whatever that means. Ashley, what is this huge ball of fire and light?'. Gee, Benji, I dunno...but maybe it's...THE STINKING SUN! The sun, you misguided monkey-boy! I think you stared at it so long that YOU MELTED YOUR STINKING BRAIN! Here's an idea; why don't you take your empty head over to Cleveland, Ohio, and borrow Rachel Burzen 's brain? SHE SURE AIN'T USIN' IT! MAN! Our next letter comes from...Ellis Hollen, of Glendale, California. Ellis writes...'Dear Ashley'"...
More All That quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's All That pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.