"'Dear Ashley, there's this strange man who always stands in front of my class and talks about stuff. Sometimes, he makes us read. Other times, he makes us add stuff up, like numbers. Who is this strange man?". Well, Rachel, I think I can tell you who is strange man is. HE'S YOUR STINKING TEACHER! Your teacher, you dunderhead! And obviously, he's not a very good teacher, because YOU ARE A STINKING UNEDUCATED DOOFUS! MAN! Our next letter comes from...Benjamin Ross, of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Benjamin writes...'Dear Ashley'"...
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