"I'm Randy Quench; Volunteer Fireman".
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[Brummet] "You're a volunteer lunatic..."
"Here comes me!"
"Please. I'm no hero. I'm just a man...who often forgets to take his medication".
"Young lady, you were standing awfully close to that fire! You might be suffering from smoke inhalation! I better give her mouth-to-mouth reciprification*".
* One of Quench's malapropisms for "resuscitation".
MSMandy Snackson
"Dawg, you did your thing."
FMiss Fishtail
"The first rule of driving is not to be distracted by distractions!"
GGayle*
"Once upon a time...there was this little puppy named Cuddles. And one day...Cuddles ate a huge banana split."
"Did Cuddles puke?"
* She is althaiophobic, or afraid of marshmallows.
RRRe-Ron
"I'm Harry Bladder's precocious best friend!"
ZZigfried
[a reckless taxi driver] "KUMQUAT!...jerk."
PPassenger
[guest star Melissa Joan Hart; Ziegfried has just handed her a microphone] "What’s this for?"
"Karaoke!"
[singing into another microphone] " If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands …sing!"
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