[in unison] " If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it ..."
S1 E15Unfinished Business
"Hold the wheel!"
[singing] " If you’re happy and you know it…sniff my rat …"
"Aren’t you driving a little fast?"
"Oh, no! I am driving very fast!"
"Got any bacon?...Bacon's goo-oo-ood."
"I'm Carlee--"
[Foiles] "--and I'm Marlee--"
[in unison] "--and we've got a passion...for trashin' fashion! Uh-huh!"
"Quit bragging, ya moron!"
"I don't wanna talk about 'edgification*'!"
*This is the character's malapropism for "education".
"How much time do we have before we have to pull our ripcords?"
[DeSena] "Well, according to my watch..."
[Foiles] "Sunshine Sally, do you want your bottle?"
[a life-sized talking doll, played by Kirkman] "Nah; I want a taco".
"But I don't have any tacos".
"So, steal a car, and go get me some tacos!"
"Frank do laundry!"
[Kirkman] "Hey! Moronǃ This isn't the washin' machine; it's the freezerǃ"
[Brummet] "It’s Superdude!"
"I’m not Superdude; I’m...Soupdude!"
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