I'll probably live long enough to see them put a man on Mars.
Mike: What if they do that next year?
Archie: What I won't live long enough to see is a Meathead on a payroll.
“Archie and the Quiz” · Season 5
In this episode: Archie Bunker (4), Mike (1)
I'm married. They give me five years for having Edith. Thought they'd dock me for that.
MMike
"Deduct three years for wealthy or poor."
Archie: Wealthy or poor? What the hell else is there?
Gloria: Middle-class, which is what we are.
Mike: Well, actually, we're lower-middle class.
Archie: As I remember it, we was "upper" until you joined the family.
If you keep minusing, I'll be dead in 1965!
Give me plus-four!
Gloria: Minus, daddy.
Archie: If you don't let me win a few, you're going to be minus daddy!
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