Mr. and Mrs. Rempley. Have I ever met them?
Edith: No. Neither have I.
“The Bunkers and the Swingers” · Season 3
In this episode: Edith Bunker (2), Archie Bunker (1), Gloria Stivic (1)
What's this all about here?
Edith: Oh, I don't know. I won't know until tomorrow.
Archie: You know, you better keep a sharp lookout.
Edith: What for?
Archie: For the dingbat catcher.
Your letter said you was coming tomorrow night.
Ruth Rempley: I wrote the letter yesterday. So when I said "tomorrow", I meant today.
Edith: But I read the letter today. And when you read "tomorrow" today, tomorrow is tomorrow.
(opening a package of perfume) Chanel No.5! That's their highest number!
RRRuth Rempley
We were drowning. Swinging saved us!
Edith: I think I would rather have drowned.
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