Don't be bothering the U.S. government with the Constitution!
Mike: Why, you afraid the government might read it?
“Archie and the FBI” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Archie Bunker (2)
BMr. Bradford
How would you describe Mr. Grundy's drinking habits?
Archie: He seldom buys.
Oh well. All that "best buddy" stuff... it's all for kids anyhow.
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