Next time you want to time something, Edith, just let the sand run out of your head.
“Cousin Maude's Visit” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Archie Bunker (4), Maude (1)
Did you hear me? I said breakfast was on the table.
Archie: I heard ya. So did every moose up in Canada!
Wait a minute... custard for them, what the hell do you call this?
Maude: It's my own invention: Cream Of Wheat with cheese... It's light, but it binds.
Archie: It looks like something I ate and lost.
You're in my chair, Maude!
Maude: So?
Archie: I wanna sit in my chair!
Maude: Oh?
Archie: Ya gonna get out of that chair?
Maude: NO!
This country was ruined by Franklin Delano Roosevelt!
Maude: You're fat.
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