We got a religious oil burner: It don't work Sundays.
“The Blockbuster” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Archie Bunker (3)
This house is constructed way better than most of the new ones you see around today.
Mike: So are the pyramids, but who'd want to live there?
Archie: You would if they let you in for nothing.
I ain't gonna sell (the house).
Mr. Byrd: Oh? Did something happen to color your decision?
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