You know what I always say - if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it!
S2The Abduction
[to Will] But after Danny and what happened to you, I've accepted the fact that it's a gesture of love to deceive the people I care about.
AKAriana Kane
More secrets have been revealed through pillow talk than through torture. If there's a prostitute or a stewardess out there you think may have heard you talking in your sleep, I need to know about it.
There is one way for you to verify if my nocturnal activities are a security risk, Ms. Kane, but somehow I think we'd both prefer the torture.
AKAriana Kane
Men always call women crazy when they're caught with their pants down.
I don't imagine that means you've decided to trust me?
Our previous... dealings would indicate that your strategy here may be long-term. So for now, I trust that your behavior is predictable.
By "previous dealings" you mean our marriage? You know, technically, we may still be husband and wife.
S2A Higher Echelon
I have a crush on a guy from work.
Really? Who is he?
Someone in my department. We've worked together for about a year now.
I just got off the phone with the director again and he asked me again if I knew we were in the intelligence business.
[About Sloane's reaction upon losing Marshall] It was as if someone had overcooked his steak.
I speak nine languages. Techno is not one of them!
I got your psych report back. You did well.
I'm not a sociopath?
Well, I didn't say that. [laughs]
S2The Getaway
How long have you known about this?
I didn't tell you because it didn't concern you!
If the Alliance thinks you're lying to them, they'll kill you. That concerns me!
What concerns me is having them suspect that you're my accomplice. That's why I kept you out of it.
So we can assume a secondary objective, which is to make Arvin suffer. Someone harboring an acute hatred - meaning it could be anyone.
I share my fights with you!
No you don't.
Yeah, you remember when, er, remember when Alan pissed in the living room?
That was your dog.
Yeah, but I was angry about it and I let you know how upset I was.
Actually, um, Mr. Sloane, I noticed you're not wearing the tie I gave you.
[Sloane ignores his comment]
[faded smile] It's okay.
Involving you had no upside.
There's no upside to keeping me informed? You didn't tell me about Monolo or that you had discussions with my mother! You didn't even tell me that you were seeing Alice again!
Wait. What is this about?
This is about me being too old to be coddled!
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