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ALF · Season 1, Episode 22

ALF and Kate in “The Gambler”

Kate, quick question.

Yeah?

Hypothetical situation. An individual places a bet with a professional bookie for a sizeable amount of money, let's say, uh, $6,000. And he loses and he cannot cover his losses. Hypothetically, what could happen to this individual?

Well, hypothetically he could have his legs broken, why do you ask?

Just making conversation.

Well, I'm glad we had this talk. [leaves]

[yells] GET UP!

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