[after Willie was sent to FBI] Willie's been caught. Kate thinks I've turned him in. I'm gonna end up hung by my neck in a Chinese deli.
“Wanted: Dead or Alive” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: ALF (3), Kate Tanner (1)
[goes to the backyard and finds ALF hiding inside the box] Too bad this isn't a pine box.
Could we discuss this after you've calmed down and I've had time to make travel arrangements?
How could you do this to Willie after all the things that he's done for you?
I knew you'd finger me. Hence the box. But you're wrong, Kate. I didn't turn him in. Friends?
You saw the show, you grilled Lynn and Brian, you jumped to conclusions, and SOMEBODY DID CALL THE FBI!
Well, sure, when you group them all together like that it sounds bad. But I was only trying to keep him from running away.
Willie is not a polygamist.
Oh, sure, Kate! But just in case he's gone forever, we still have his memories. And his house. And we can find a way to keep it if you agree to work nights.
I cannot talk to you now. I am too mad!
Is that 24-hour mad or dissect-the-alien mad?
If you wake up, you'll know. [she leaves the backyard]
[when Willie came home from FBI] Willie! Oh, Willie, I knew that you were innocent. I'm so excited I could leave a spot right here on the carpet!
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