[Daisy chases Mack in his Charger]
Please be careful with my baby.
[she scrapes the side against a wall]
No, no. No, no.
It heals itself. Scientifically impossible self-healing car.
That only works when I'm the Rider.
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You.
GRGhost Rider
I've been a voice in your head all these years. Now, finally, we get to speak face-to-face.
I've wanted you gone. But our work isn't done. Eli is out there. We need to stop him.
GRGhost Rider
"We"? There is no we. Your time is over.
I'm building an inter-dimensional gateway with an android I've created. If this works, I could die happy.
We've put our faith in a robot who says she hears ghosts. If it fails, you might die quickly.
All cards on the table: AIDA's an android.
MMace
She's... What did you just say?
An android.
Had me fooled, too.
MMace
But that's... Okay. I mean, forget about the fact that I was mildly attracted to her. That totally goes against the Sokovia Accords. Doesn't anyone remember Ultron?
EMEli Morrow
Guess I'm not the only one with a secret. Between the radioactive plutonium and the quantum energy fields bombarding you and the carbon spike - a normal person would've been dead ten times over, but I guess you're not normal, are you?
Come closer. I'll show you what I am.
EEli
I heard stories in prison - whispers of a demon, Ghost Rider. My own nephew? How?
It's 'cause of you. The night of the drive-by - they were trying to kill you... for things you've done.
EEli
No, it was the Bowers. Joe and Lucy - they started this, they lied!
You think I give a rat's ass about any of that? Bunch of scientists fighting over some stupid book? All the killing, the bodies, the lives destroyed...
EEli
I never meant for any of this to happen, Robbie. I never wanted to hurt you.
We trusted you, Tío - Gabe and me. We loved you like a father... and you tore it all apart.
MMace
Agent Coulson, I took the liberty of bringing Dr. Radcliffe up to speed.
Yes, quantum cells, flaming skulls, androids - just another day at S.H.I.E.L.D., huh?
Time for you to work your magic, dear.
I don't perform magic, doctor. Magic just means deception.
Yeah, I just meant it's time to start connecting the power cells. I really need to update your cache of common vernacular.
EEli
Agent Coulson... you should be dead.
I get that a lot. Never gets old, though. It means I'm still here.
EEli
How? I watched you get vaporized.
Just a fact that you're asking "How?" shows you how little about what happened... or what's about to.
EEli
I'm not sure if that's an insult or a threat. Either way - not a good idea.
First of all, that thing is not a she. It's a damn robot. And second of all, what is the matter with you two chuckleheads? Have either one of you seen a movie in the last thirty years? The robots always attack.
Well, technically speaking AIDA's not a robot, she's an android.
That's true.
Android, robot, it doesn't matter what you call them, the end results always the same. They rise up against their human overlords and go kill-crazy!
You make a fair, if intense, point.
[Angrily] I never carry a weapon.
MMace
[Angrily] You are the weapon. The public was turning against you. Now? They look up to you. You're welcome.
MMace
We're a team now, and I have this saying...
I read the motivational poster in the bathroom.
[after being shot] I didn't like feeling pain, so I fixed that.
AIDA, whatever you're doing, you've gotta stop.
Why would you want to hurt me Leopold? I was your shield. [throws Fitz through a window into the next room]
VNVijay Nadeer
Remember that zipline we built out here with Raj?
SESenator Ellen Nadeer
I'm sorry Vijay.
VVijay
Sorry? Why? 'Cause I broke my arm falling off it? Wasn't your fault.
[Watchdogs appear pointing guns towards Vijay]
VVijay
Wait, what's going on? What is this?
NNadeer
You and I were both there when the Chitauri killed mum. Aliens invading our world, everything changed that day.
VVijay
What are you doing?
NNadeer
Inhuman epidemic was the next phase. The aliens are now here, contaminating us, changing us to be like them. Which is why we made each other a promise.
VVijay
No, no Ellen, no.
NNadeer
That if either of us was ever infected by the alien plague, it would be up to the other to do the right thing.
[Watchdog member points gun at Vijay at point-blank range]
VVijay
I'm not an Inhuman! I'm your brother.
NNadeer
Whatever came out of that cocoon is no brother of mine.
VVijay
Look at me! Ellen, please. Just look at me! I heard your voice when I was inside, telling me to fight. That's why I was in there for so long. I was fighting.
NNadeer
It's only wishful thinking.
VVijay
No, it wasn't! Do you see any scarring or any special abilities? That's because it didn't change me. I'm the same person I've always been. I beat it, just like you said I could. I'm your brother. The same one who followed you around when we were kids. I've always looked up to you, always loved you. Please, don't give up on me now. Nothing's changed, I swear. You have to trust me. Trust me! This is not what mum would want.
NNadeer
Let him go!
Radcliffe built a humanoid robot that's about to attack the base.
Why would he do that? Has he watched no American movies from the eighties? Robots always attack.
I've been saying that all day.
Smart people are stupid.
Alright, gear up. The robot apocalypse is finally here.
If I terminate anyone else for your protection, I will dispose of the body more discreetly.
No! Don't terminate anyone.
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