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Adventures of the Gummi Bears · Season 2, Episode 4

“The Crimson Avenger” quotes from Adventures of the Gummi Bears

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“The Crimson Avenger” · Season 2, Episode 4

In this episode: Cubbi Gummi (3), Tummi Gummi (2), King Gregor (2), Gruffi Gummi (1), Grammi Gummi (1), Princess Calla (1), Sunni Gummi (1), Cavin (1)

[Cubbi jumps around in Sunni's bedroom]

Take that, you dastardly do-badder!

Cubbi! Why do you not go bother Grammi?

But she sent me in here.

Then just go to bed and stop playing.

I am not playing. I have responsibilities. Calla made me the Unseen Defender of Dunwyn. Remember?

[Cubbi pokes Sunni with his wooden sword]

Ouch!

[Sunni rubs herself]

[sarcastically] Then go defend Dunwyn!

[taking it seriously] Hey! Great idea!

[Cubbi's moonlighting as the Crimson Avenger has taken a toll on him. Not even the Gummi Glen Gummies know of his heroic work, as it is doubtful they would approve of him helping humans]

Cubbi dear, are you all right? You look a little peaked.

[weak from lack of sleep] No, I am fine.

[Cubbi's head drops and lands face first in his breakfast]

Bah! That Crimson Avenger nonsense is keeping you awake at night!

[Cubbi comes to full alert]

[nervous] What?! How did you find out?!

Simple. Look how excited you get when someone mentions his name. You probably stay up all hours of the dawn pretending you are him.

[relieved] Oh, right.

[Cubbi silently breathes a sigh of relief]

This crimson clown knows the forest too well. He is a threat to Gummi security!

[Gruffi bangs his fist on the table]

But he protects people in trouble.

Yeah, he is a hero!

Hero schmero! Gummis, not humans, defend Gummis. Just remember that.

[Cavin has been framed for stealing jewelry from King Gregor and thrown in the dungeon while Erwillian, the guilty culprit, is still free]

PPoacher

Hey kid, why so down?

I am in jail.

PPoacher

Not to worry. It is not like they will put you on the rack and stretch you.

Augh!

PPoacher

Or heat up a vat of oil and deep fry you!

Eeek!

PPoacher

Naw, they will go easy on you. They will just..hang you!

Ulp! H-Hang me?

[Poacher laughs derisively as Cavin had gotten him arrested in an earlier episode. In the throne room, the king's court is deliberating on the larceny]

EErwillian

When I first saw the boy I thought to myself "What a nice kid". Little did I know he was a hardened criminal.

[enraged] He is not! He is innocent!

Now, now, daughter. I do not like this any more than you do, but Cavin was caught with a ruby on him.

EErwillian

Too true, your Majesty. When I saw the boy reach around the left to unclick the ruby studs, I knew I had to sound the alarm.

[soft voice] Father, does he not know just too much for an innocent man?

Zounds, Calla. This good citizen is only trying to help.

EErwillian

Indeed. I am just an honest, law abiding man who only wants to see the kid get what he deserves. Life imprisonment!

[outraged] Honest? Law abiding?! Why, you make yourself out to be the Crimson Avenger!

EErwillian

[shocked] No! Not him! He cost me...

[Erwillian muffles his mouth as he nearly let it slip he is a highwayman]

[talking to herself] Ah, scared of the Crimson Avenger, are we? I have to sneak out tonight and tell Sunni about this.

[Morning in Dunwyn. An announcer, who looks and sounds very much like Walter Cronkite is announcing the Dunwyn news in the castle square]

AAnnouncer

Hear ye. Hear ye. By royal order of his Majesty; King Gregor has declared the Crimson Avenger to be a public nuisance.

CCrowd

[in unison] Fie! Fie!

AAnnouncer

There is a 100 gold sovereign reward for his arrest and capture.

CCrowd

[in unison] Hear! Hear!

AAnnouncer

And that's the way it is.

EErwillian

You want the strong box? Take it!

[Erwillian props safe of Cubbi. The combined weight causes him to fall. Fortunately for Cubbi, a man sticks his head out the window to see all the noise. Cubbi bounces off man to rebound, thus knocking Erwillian off perch. King Gregor and the castle soldiers, as well as Dunwynians witness the fight]

I thought Calla was locked up in her room.

But she is, Your Highness. We have her room guarded.

Then, that is the real Crimson Avenger.

EErwillian

Please to help me, Mr. Crimson Avenger, please!

OK, but you help me first. Confess!

EErwillian

OK, I admit it, I stole the king's ruby.

[Cubbi shakes rope holding Erwillian]

I cannot hear you!

EErwillian

[shouting] OK! I admit it! I STOLE THE RUBY AND FRAMED THE BOY! Now, will you please get me down from here?

Hang on, because you are going for a ride!

[Cubbi severs rope, which causes Erwillian to propel into castle treasury and run headfirst into the pulley. Cuckoo noises are heard as soldiers arrest an unconscious Erwillian]

Calla and Cavin were innocent all along. What a relief! [laughing joyously] Thank you, Crimson Avenger, thank you!

DSDunwynian subjects

[in unison] Thank you, Crimson Avenger!

No problem! And remember, wherever there are wrongs to right, the Crimson Avenger will always be there to stand for truth, justice and the Dunwynian way!

[Cubbi bounces off spires of Dunwyn Castle to head home]

Who was that mysterious masked man?

I'm sure I don't know, sire. But I do know this; he certainly is a snappy dresser.

[King Gregor and Sir Tuxford nod in agreement; scene fades out to Gummi Glen, where Cubbi is telling a bedridden Tummi of his victory over the enemy]

So, you clotheslined the villian?

Yeah! You should have seen it, Tummi, he sure was mad!

Well, I am happy that is all over with.

What do you mean?

Now you can go back to being good old Cubbi.

You are right, Tummi. But you never know when danger may strike again!

[Tummi groans]

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