Cubbi Gummi quotes from Adventures of the Gummi Bears

Cubbi dear, we are in unfamiliar territory. Do not wander too far from us!

OK, the map says to look for a little waterfall.

[Group approaches roaring waterfalls depositing water in a chasm that has a maritime boundary separating Drekmore and Dunwyn. The chasm is connected by a rope bridge]

[surprised] A little waterfall?

[nervous] Oh my, oh my, I cannot go on.

What is wrong?

Cubbi

Zummi is scared of heights.

Oh, no! You do not have to; you can wait here.

No, you will need me to fix whatever is wrong at the pumping station.

[Zummi sets out on rope bridge first, Cavin follows closely behind]

Do not look down! Look at the trees on the other bank!

You are doing great.

You just keep your eye on the goal...Whoa!

[Gust of wind shakes rope bridge, which causes a vial of Gummiberry juice to fly out of Zummi's pocket and into the water below. The jostling traumatizes Zummi]

Zummi, are you alright?

[stammering] I-I-I, I cannot move!

He is frozen with panic!

I am going to try something else.

Cubbi

Try anything.

Yeah, like a swift kick in the patootie!

S1 Zummi Makes it Hot

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Unwin embarrassed me in front of the princess. He said I am too small and weak to be a knight. And the worst part is, he is right.

Nonsense. That is Unwin is just a big bag of wind!

Well, I think Cavin ought to ignore that brute.

Cubbi

No, you need to bash and smash!

Do not waste your time!

I would flatten that Unwin into a pie crust!

Pie crust, yum!

Cubbi

Bash and smash!

STOP! Everyone! Gummis, we are all nobles and no peasants. We are not being helpful by bickering. Now, does anyone have a practical solution to Cavin's problem?

[Gummi Bears stare into space]

How about Gummiberry juice?

Cubbi

Yeah! Just drink your Gummiberry juice and POW!

No, no Cubbi and Cavin! Gummiberry juice is only for emergencies, not for selfish activities like bopping bullies. To become a real knight, you must train, practice and study.

[Cavin still does not seem inspiried by Zummi's sage advice. Other Gummis save for Cubbi depart]

Cubbi

Maybe there is an answer in the Great Book.

S1 When You Wish Upon a Stone

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[Giant has captured Cubbi]

Cubbi

Help, Cavin!

GGiant

Yeah, help him, Cavin, you flea!

Strength and speed did not work Cubbi. All that can match him is size.

Cubbi

Don't wish that Cavin, then you will be like him!

GGiant

Oh? So you want to bigger, eh? Well that's exactly how I got into this mess. I was once a small fry like you, and bullies picked on me and called me names. So I came to the wishing stone. But my size frightened everyone so much, I had to live alone in this cave.

[Giant clubs rocks, breaking them and sending the wishing stone to Cavin]

GGiant

So go ahead and make your wish, cause it'll be your last!

[Giant holds club over Cavin so as poised to kill him]

I wish... I wish the giant was my size.

GGiant

No! Not that!

[Giant shrinks smaller, then re-transforms into a little boy]

BBoy

Hey! I am back to normal! Thank you.

Cubbi

You did it, Cavin, you won!

I learned being super strong, super fast or even super big was not the way to solve my problems.

Cubbi

No, being super smart was!

BBoy

Sorry I tried to clobber you two. Force of habit.

That is fine, you are forgiven. For right now how about the three of us figure a way out of this cave!

BBoy

Don't look at me. I lost my strength.

I got it! We will wish ourselves out of here.

Cubbi

But you used your wish.

You have not.

Cubbi

Yes! Smart thinking, Cavin. I wish that dumb old boulder would fly out of here.

[Boulder flies away from cave entrance, in doing so it causes a cave in. Trio escapes being buried alive and makes it to forest]

Well, that is the last wish for the wishing stone. I learned my lesson, I am never going to wish my problems away. I only want to be as big as my body intends.

Cubbi

I get you Cavin, although I would wish myself a little bigger!

BBoy

So long, pipsqueaks.

[In Dunwyn Castle, Cavin is combat training]

UUnwin

[grunting] Just, uh, say when you have had enough.

Calla

[talking to herself] Come on Cavin, you can do it.

[Cavin utilizes a move he remembered against the giant, knocking over Unwin]

Sir Tuxford

Those were clever tactics.

Thank you, Sir Tuxford.

Calla

You will be a worthy knight one day, Sir Cavin.

[Calla drops a rose which Cavin catches gracefully]

Thank you, My Lady.

S1 When You Wish Upon a Stone

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Well, we got back Gruffi but we lost the sprite.

[Cubbi tries to look for it]

[sighing] Do not waste your time. Sprites do not leave tracks.

Cubbi

Gruffi says everything leaves tracks, if you know what to look for.

[angered, controlled voice] Gruffi is sometimes wrong, sweetums.

Cubbi

Look! The tracks left by the sprite's honey pot!

[resigned tone] I suppose he is also sometimes right.

S1 Gummi in a Strange Land

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[Great Gummi Exodus. Hundreds of Gummi Bears are running screaming.]

GBGummi Boy

Look Mother!

[Warren is shown being subject to arson and huge plumes of smoke are rising.]

GOGummi Old Man

Run! Run for your lives.

[Gummi soldiers aid civilians in getting them on board Gummarines, large naval vessels. As Gummarines set sail, Gummi Bears look despondent to see their homes destroyed. A Gummi boy and girl look in shock as scene fades to 500 years later. Faces of Gummi boy and girl are replaced with equally shocked faces of Sunni and Cubbi.]

So the Ancient Gummies sailed away across the sea; safe from the jealous humans who would steal our secrets and destroy our great culture.

[depressed] I hate sad endings.

Tummi blows his nose with a shawl Grammi has been knitting, obviously annoying her

Cubbi

How come our ancestors did not go with them?

Well Cubbi, a small tribe elected to stay behind. Their mission was to preserve Gummi Glen and to signal the others when it was safe to return home.

Cubbi

[excited] Really?! Then what?

[derisive] Then nothing. Humans stayed human, so the Great Gummis never came back.

S1 E13 Light Makes Right

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Cubbi

How were the Gummi Glen Gummis supposed to tell the others they could return?

The ancients built some kind of great machine that could send messages across the ocean.

But it's safe now, right?

[Gruffi makes an annoyed grunt]

Cubbi

Just think, if the bears returned, I would have someone to play with!

[Gummis imagine Gummi Glen during the time before the Great Gummi Exodus, with flags, banners and many Gummis. Sunni is elegantly dressed as several male Gummis look in admiration.]

Cubbi

And I'd be a great Gummi warrior!

And I'd be a Gummi princess.

[Zummi is surrounded by the Great Gummis]

And I would learn from the great Gummi wizards.

[Zummi casts spell making Gummi magicians float in air while Grammi brings out cake]

And there would finally be Gummis around who appreciate my cooking.

I appreciate it!

[Fantasy turns to reality as the Gummis then hear echos; the acoustics reminding them of the sparsely populated warren]

And we would not be alone any more.

Cubbi

Let's signal them to come back!

It is a lovely idea, sweetheart, but we've never been able to find the signal machine.

Oh my, oh my! It would be wonderful though.

S1 E13 Light Makes Right

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[Gummi Bears take quickcar to Mount Sentinel]

Well, it looks like Cavin guessed right.

[reluctant] I think this machine is dangerous and we should leave it be!

Cubbi

I found it!

[Gummis enter a room with the Gummi Scope, a gigantic machine]

Wow, the Great Gummis never did anything small, did they? [Tummi examines lever] Since we are underground, maybe this makes it go overground!

Well, let us do it!

No, no, no! If we raise this scope, Duke Igthorn could find it.

But making contact with the Great Gummis is worth the risk.

We need to give this more thought. We cannot act now. It is not the Gummi way!

But Gruffi, hold on! Our ancestors stayed behind so this very job could get done. Now it is incumbent upon us to follow through. This is the Gummi way!

You're right. [pulls the lever himself]

S1 E13 Light Makes Right

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Goodbye sink. Goodbye cutting board.

[Hammering sounds are heard in pantry. Gummis see Gruffi fixing the floor]

Gruffi? What in the world are you doing?

I do not want other Gummis who come here next to think we did not take good care of this place.

But we are leaving in several hours!

That does not matter. It is my job and I am not leaving until it is completed.

Now that you mention it, who will harvest the Gummiberry bushes?

Um, I really should return Calla's scarf.

Come to think of it, how will we make sure that the weeds do not gain a foothold in the warren?

Gummis! Do you know what we are really saying? We do not want to go to New Gumbrea!

Yes, but what will we tell Chummi?

[Chummi overheard everything and enters kitchen]

You do not have to. I made the offer to you, not vice versa.

You see Chummi, our ancestors' responsibility was to take care of this place until the Gummis could return. Now we have inherited this duty.

It is an important mission Gruffi, and I understand.

Cubbi

What?! You are all backing out? No fair!

I am sorry, sweetheart.

Cubbi

I want to leave! I just have to be a knight and over there is the only place to do it!

Not by yourself, kid. It is too dangerous.

It may not be my place to say anything, but I can understand what Cubbi is going through. Like him, I was the youngest Gummi in my warren. And when I grew up, it also made me the last Gummi. That is not much of a future.

S2 E1 Up, Up, and Away

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See Cubbi, the Atlantic Ocean is on the horizon.

Cubbi

Wow Chummi, do you really think we will make it across?

Ha! After what we have been through, there is nothing us two adventurers cannot handle.

[Cubbi opens package that Gruffi intended as a birthday gift but instead used as a bon voyage present. It is a plaque similar to the ones in his bedroom of the Gummi knights, showing Cubbi in a knight's helmet]

PPlaque

Sir Cubbi.

[Tears well in Cubbi's eyes]

Cubbi

[talking to himself] Aw, Gruffi.

Is something wrong, shipmate?

[Cubbi furtively wipes away tears]

Cubbi

No, just the wind in my eyes.

Cubbi

[depressed] Chummi, I cannot go with you to New Gumbrea.

Well, I am disappointed. But if I still had a family like yours, I would have never left my warren either. Grab your luggage, swabbie!

[Cubbi jumps off airship as it approaches a bluff overlooking the sea]

Cubbi

[cheerful] Goodbye Chummi! Safe journey!

[As Cubbi waves, Chummi realizes he is holding the Sir Cubbi plaque]

Cubbi, you forgot this!

Cubbi

[yelling] Show it to the Great Gummis! Tell them about us!

[yelling] I will! I promise!

S2 E1 Up, Up, and Away

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[Cubbi jumps around in Sunni's bedroom]

Cubbi

Take that, you dastardly do-badder!

Cubbi! Why do you not go bother Grammi?

Cubbi

But she sent me in here.

Then just go to bed and stop playing.

Cubbi

I am not playing. I have responsibilities. Calla made me the Unseen Defender of Dunwyn. Remember?

[Cubbi pokes Sunni with his wooden sword]

Ouch!

[Sunni rubs herself]

[sarcastically] Then go defend Dunwyn!

Cubbi

[taking it seriously] Hey! Great idea!

S2 E4 The Crimson Avenger

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[Cubbi's moonlighting as the Crimson Avenger has taken a toll on him. Not even the Gummi Glen Gummies know of his heroic work, as it is doubtful they would approve of him helping humans]

Cubbi dear, are you all right? You look a little peaked.

Cubbi

[weak from lack of sleep] No, I am fine.

[Cubbi's head drops and lands face first in his breakfast]

Bah! That Crimson Avenger nonsense is keeping you awake at night!

[Cubbi comes to full alert]

Cubbi

[nervous] What?! How did you find out?!

Simple. Look how excited you get when someone mentions his name. You probably stay up all hours of the dawn pretending you are him.

Cubbi

[relieved] Oh, right.

[Cubbi silently breathes a sigh of relief]

This crimson clown knows the forest too well. He is a threat to Gummi security!

[Gruffi bangs his fist on the table]

But he protects people in trouble.

Cubbi

Yeah, he is a hero!

Hero schmero! Gummis, not humans, defend Gummis. Just remember that.

S2 E4 The Crimson Avenger

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EErwillian

You want the strong box? Take it!

[Erwillian props safe of Cubbi. The combined weight causes him to fall. Fortunately for Cubbi, a man sticks his head out the window to see all the noise. Cubbi bounces off man to rebound, thus knocking Erwillian off perch. King Gregor and the castle soldiers, as well as Dunwynians witness the fight]

I thought Calla was locked up in her room.

Sir Tuxford

But she is, Your Highness. We have her room guarded.

Then, that is the real Crimson Avenger.

EErwillian

Please to help me, Mr. Crimson Avenger, please!

Cubbi

OK, but you help me first. Confess!

EErwillian

OK, I admit it, I stole the king's ruby.

[Cubbi shakes rope holding Erwillian]

Cubbi

I cannot hear you!

EErwillian

[shouting] OK! I admit it! I STOLE THE RUBY AND FRAMED THE BOY! Now, will you please get me down from here?

Cubbi

Hang on, because you are going for a ride!

[Cubbi severs rope, which causes Erwillian to propel into castle treasury and run headfirst into the pulley. Cuckoo noises are heard as soldiers arrest an unconscious Erwillian]

Calla and Cavin were innocent all along. What a relief! [laughing joyously] Thank you, Crimson Avenger, thank you!

DSDunwynian subjects

[in unison] Thank you, Crimson Avenger!

Cubbi

No problem! And remember, wherever there are wrongs to right, the Crimson Avenger will always be there to stand for truth, justice and the Dunwynian way!

[Cubbi bounces off spires of Dunwyn Castle to head home]

Who was that mysterious masked man?

Sir Tuxford

I'm sure I don't know, sire. But I do know this; he certainly is a snappy dresser.

[King Gregor and Sir Tuxford nod in agreement; scene fades out to Gummi Glen, where Cubbi is telling a bedridden Tummi of his victory over the enemy]

So, you clotheslined the villian?

Cubbi

Yeah! You should have seen it, Tummi, he sure was mad!

Well, I am happy that is all over with.

Cubbi

What do you mean?

Now you can go back to being good old Cubbi.

Cubbi

You are right, Tummi. But you never know when danger may strike again!

[Tummi groans]

S2 E4 The Crimson Avenger

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[While other Gummis are getting ready for bedtime, Gruffi is walking by Zummi's study. A momentary sight causes him to look twice]

[talking to himself] Holy bear claws!

[Astonished Gruffi enters room to see Zummi juggling a dozen objects in the air in the manner of an orchestra conductor]

I must be seeing things!

Hello Gruffi. I have been working all day on a new batch of advanced magic spells. What do you think?

[Zummi breaks spell; causing objects to drop. Gruffi catches a marble bust]

Better work on your landings. Something could go wrong, very wrong.

Nonsense! It says right here in the Great Book that no Gummi magic can ever harm a Gummi Bear. Watch this one! Rummap fromound domone Gruffi!

[Gruffi is walking then gets knocked over by an invisible force which gains visibility only when Gruffi touches force]

All right Zummi, what did you do?

I trapped you in jail with a locking spell!

Locking spell??

Yes, an invisible prison, but for only one man. [Zummi enters prison dome] You cannot get out, but I can.

We will see about that!

[Gruffi tackles Zummi in order to breach prison. The walls open for Zummi but trap Gruffi. Zummi dances around prison dome while Gruffi places hand against walls]

You see, I am not an amateur! I know powerful spells like the Great Gummis.

[sarcastic] Fine, way to go pro! Whoopdy doo, you are a skilled magician.

[serious] Now, would you mind getting me out of this thing?

Oh, right, sorry! Fromee dumone Gruffi!

[Prison disappears, as does what Gruffi is leaning on]

WHOA! Gruffi falls