Sir Tuxford quotes from Adventures of the Gummi Bears

Help, Cavin!

GGiant

Yeah, help him, Cavin, you flea!

Strength and speed did not work Cubbi. All that can match him is size.

Don't wish that Cavin, then you will be like him!

GGiant

Oh? So you want to bigger, eh? Well that's exactly how I got into this mess. I was once a small fry like you, and bullies picked on me and called me names. So I came to the wishing stone. But my size frightened everyone so much, I had to live alone in this cave.

[Giant clubs rocks, breaking them and sending the wishing stone to Cavin]

GGiant

So go ahead and make your wish, cause it'll be your last!

[Giant holds club over Cavin so as poised to kill him]

I wish... I wish the giant was my size.

GGiant

No! Not that!

[Giant shrinks smaller, then re-transforms into a little boy]

BBoy

Hey! I am back to normal! Thank you.

You did it, Cavin, you won!

I learned being super strong, super fast or even super big was not the way to solve my problems.

No, being super smart was!

BBoy

Sorry I tried to clobber you two. Force of habit.

That is fine, you are forgiven. For right now how about the three of us figure a way out of this cave!

BBoy

Don't look at me. I lost my strength.

I got it! We will wish ourselves out of here.

But you used your wish.

You have not.

Yes! Smart thinking, Cavin. I wish that dumb old boulder would fly out of here.

[Boulder flies away from cave entrance, in doing so it causes a cave in. Trio escapes being buried alive and makes it to forest]

Well, that is the last wish for the wishing stone. I learned my lesson, I am never going to wish my problems away. I only want to be as big as my body intends.

I get you Cavin, although I would wish myself a little bigger!

BBoy

So long, pipsqueaks.

[In Dunwyn Castle, Cavin is combat training]

UUnwin

[grunting] Just, uh, say when you have had enough.

Calla

[talking to herself] Come on Cavin, you can do it.

[Cavin utilizes a move he remembered against the giant, knocking over Unwin]

Sir Tuxford

Those were clever tactics.

Thank you, Sir Tuxford.

Calla

You will be a worthy knight one day, Sir Cavin.

[Calla drops a rose which Cavin catches gracefully]

Thank you, My Lady.

S1 When You Wish Upon a Stone

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Dunwyn Castle. King Gregor and Sir Tuxford are admiring the businesses of the peasants when they are approached by a hooded man

HMHooded Man

Look at this. I got this crystal egg from a magician who found it in an ancient desert pyramid.

How lovely.

HMHooded Man

Here Your Majesty. Hold it.

King Gregor holds it; a bolt transforms him into a crystal statue. People gasp as the hooded man takes egg, which now holds an image of King Gregor inside. Man exposes himself by removing hood

Duke Igthorn

Ha ha, I've got your king!

Sir Tuxford

It is a trick. Get him!

Sir Tuxford and another knight draw their swords

Duke Igthorn

Stop, fools! Take one more step and I will shatter this egg. Igthorn mounts his horse Now, I am going to Drekmore to hide this. When I return, I shall rule as your new king. Have my throne ready, peasants!

Igthorn rides off laughing. Calla appears

Sir Tuxford, that was Igthorn. What did he...Calla sees crystal statue in horror...FATHER!

Gummi Glen. Gummi Bears are equally shocked by news

Grammi

But why don't the knights attack Drekmore Castle?

If they do, Igthorn will smash the egg, and destroy my father.

Sunni

You mean all of Dunwyn is helpless?

Calla is in tears, and all are depressed, save for Gruffi

Gruffi{determined}: Us fellow engineers need to stick together. Come on kiddo, I have got a plan. But it will take both of us to get it done in time.

Gruffi leads Calla to his workshop

S2 A Hard Dazed Knight

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Well in fairy tales, people are sometimes awakened by a kiss.

Sir Tuxford

[blushing] B-But - I-I-I don't know him that well...

No, no, leave it to me, silly.

S2 A Hard Dazed Knight

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EErwillian

You want the strong box? Take it!

[Erwillian props safe of Cubbi. The combined weight causes him to fall. Fortunately for Cubbi, a man sticks his head out the window to see all the noise. Cubbi bounces off man to rebound, thus knocking Erwillian off perch. King Gregor and the castle soldiers, as well as Dunwynians witness the fight]

I thought Calla was locked up in her room.

Sir Tuxford

But she is, Your Highness. We have her room guarded.

Then, that is the real Crimson Avenger.

EErwillian

Please to help me, Mr. Crimson Avenger, please!

OK, but you help me first. Confess!

EErwillian

OK, I admit it, I stole the king's ruby.

[Cubbi shakes rope holding Erwillian]

I cannot hear you!

EErwillian

[shouting] OK! I admit it! I STOLE THE RUBY AND FRAMED THE BOY! Now, will you please get me down from here?

Hang on, because you are going for a ride!

[Cubbi severs rope, which causes Erwillian to propel into castle treasury and run headfirst into the pulley. Cuckoo noises are heard as soldiers arrest an unconscious Erwillian]

Calla and Cavin were innocent all along. What a relief! [laughing joyously] Thank you, Crimson Avenger, thank you!

DSDunwynian subjects

[in unison] Thank you, Crimson Avenger!

No problem! And remember, wherever there are wrongs to right, the Crimson Avenger will always be there to stand for truth, justice and the Dunwynian way!

[Cubbi bounces off spires of Dunwyn Castle to head home]