Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · Season 1
First, I place the Chaos Emerald in the activation altar. Then, I decide which part of Mobius I wish to sink into the sea, and then...
Your old pal Sonic shows up and stops everything!
How did you find me you spiny spoil-sport?
I figured Easy Eddie would bring you the ring, and once you had it, you couldn't wait to use it!
It's mine! Give it to me!
No way Egg-belly, I'm taking this ring somewhere you'll never find it!
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
(After Sonic exchanges Easy Eddie for a rock, Scratch and Grounder bring it to Robotnik)
A rock?! You brought me a rock?! (Robotnik hurls the rock at Scratch, who quickly dodges)
Um, it's a really nice rock, Dr. Robotnik!
[Robotnik is playing with a rubber crocodile in a bath until Coconuts appears unannounced]
You lame-brained knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me when I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
Oh, but I only wanted to tell you I saw one of those F.O.U.s! I mean, C.I.A.s! Uh, C.O.D.s? I mean--
Get to the point, or your name will be M-U-D!
I got it! I got it! I saw a U.F.O.!
(self-narrating) If Dr. Robotnik can sink this final putt, he'll win the Mobius tournament of champions and win the grand prize of the dictatorship of the universe!
DR. ROBOTNIK! (Robotnik hits his golf ball too hard and it bounces around the room wildly until it bounces off Scratch and Grounders heads and into Robotnick's mouth. He then spits it into the hole)
Ooh, nice putt.
Thanks, and now I've got a nice putter for you two! (Robotnik wraps the putter around Scratch and Grounder's necks) What's so important that you had to ruin my golf game?
I'll give you two choices; I can punish you, or you can do it yourselves! What'll it be? (Scratch & Grounder are now hammers in their left hands and they hit themselves on the their hands with them, until they are flatted down into their bodies, and steam emits from them.) An excellent choice!
Thought I recognized that yellow gunk! It's sleeping gas!
As long as you don't mind thrown into dungeon full of snakes & eating dead spiders for the rest of your life!
Don't look now! But I think we're in biiiiiiig trouble!
The Supreme High Robotnik, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
(in possession of the Chaos Emerald of Invincibility) Hahahahahaha! I love being invincible!
Personally, we could live without it.
Before I go back in time to get the next Chaos Emerald, I think I'll humiliate Sonic before the entire kingdom. I can't wait to see the look on that hedgehog's face when I tell him... HE'S GONE?!?
I don't think you have to tell him he's gone, your slowness! I think he knows! Bahahahaa!
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
Grounder (his arm-cannon blown to pieces) OHHH! MAMAAA!!
Oh, we don't have a mother, stupid!
But I want a mamaaa!!!
An unexpected adventure often comes with soup or salad, and a roll.
Who?
Bert Who!
Bert Who?
You got it!
Oh, I got it! Bert You Got It!
[Sonic is dressed up as an older woman and he's just reached Robotnik's tank]
[in womanly voice] There you are, young man! Your mother told me I could find you here!
My mother?!
Yeah! She wanted to know how you were doing on capturing that pesky hedgehog!
[Robotnik begins to stutter]
No excuses! If you haven't captured him yet, I'll have to report to her immediately! [walks over to telephone and picks it up] Momma Robotnik, please. [messes up wiring in the tank]
Please! No! Don't call her now! I'll do anything!
Young man! Are you offering me a bribe if I don't report to your mother?
Yes!
I'll take it!
50 mile run through the swamp, soldier! MOVE!
Aw, gee, Sgt. Doberman!
[Robotnik's stupidity ray, attempting to hit Sonic, hits the trooper instead.]
Oh, yes, sir! Great idea, sir! This'll be fun!
[thinking] Hmmm. A new stupidity ray. I could create a whole planet of my kind of soldiers!
[thinking also] Hmmm. A new stupidity ray! I could create a whole planet of suckers!
I volunteer to join the mission! With my military experience, we will be certain to beat the pinball fortress!
No! I volunteer! My company sold Robotnik most of the traps in the fortress! I know how to get through them!
Get lost, snake oil! We don't need you!
What we don't need is a throat-necked grunthead!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
[the two begin fighting again]
What do you think, Sonic?
I think, between Robotnik and these guys, we're all in big trouble!
(Sonic finishes pulling a thorn out of the dragon's foot and it licks him)
Down boy, I love you too.
How did you do that?
I guess you don't remember your fairy tales. The Lion and the Mouse is now The Hedgehog and the Dragon.
Burn him up, you big slobbering idiot! (The Dragon growls at Robotnik and drops him off of its back)
Uh, big nicest slobbering idiot! (The Dragon torches Robotnik with its fiery breath)
I hate that hedgehog...!
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