Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · Season 1
I guess we showed them, Right Sonic?
Right, but I have a feeling we'll have to show em' again, real soon!
We wish you a happy birthday, we wish you a happy birthday, and a rotten next year!
Major fender-bender. Robotnik is not gonna be happy.
[furiously] You did what with my Egg-O-Matic?!
[nervously] Uh, I sorta borrowed it.
[angrily] "Borrowed it"?! You stole it, you pseudo-simian sap! [points at Coconuts] Give it back at once!
[stammering] Oh, right. Give it back, ye-yeah yeah, I'll give it back. I... Oh, uh... I can't.
[spitting at Coconuts] You can't?!
[Scratch and Grounder appear, bringing in Robotnik's damaged Egg-O-Matic.]
[in unison] We can!
[They throw the trashed Egg-O-Matic down to the floor in front of Robotnik]
My Egg-O-Matic! Oh, no!
Coconuts totaled it, your supreme sliminess.
[Robotnik gets in Coconuts' face again]
[nervously] I had a little accident. Eh, just a little accident. [chuckles nervously, then shrieks as Robotnik jumps]
Don't ruin my baby! [places hand on his forehead] Oh, I need to sit down. No, Coconuts, you need to sit down!
Boom-Boom, my long lost son!
Daddy!
Time for a visit from the S.P.C.A.!
The who?
I detest that Catty Carlyle! She's singing about Sonic! So I've invented this radio wave locator to find her and stop her! (Machine starts beeping) There! That's where the song is coming from!
From this machine?
Nooo, imbecile! That flashing light shows where the song is being broadcast from! This is where the REBL radio station is!
(reading the note Robotnik hands him) "Single 700-pound villain looking for suitable companion."
Whoops! Uh, wrong paper. Give me that!
(Grounder and Scratch walk into Robotnik's fortress after failing to stop Catty Carlyle)
(whispering) We better apologize to Dr. Robotnik!
No, let's just go to our rooms!
(grabs the two) Where do you dumb-bots think you're going?
(whispering) Ah, busted!
We thought you were sleeping, oh gluteus maximus!
How could I sleep when everyone on Mobius is singing that blasted "Sonic's Song"?! It must be stopped! I've got it, I'll put an end to all music on Mobius; no humming, no singing, and no radio. (A bird lands on the tree nearby and starts whistling Sonic's Song, while Robotnik loses his temper) Argh, and no whistling! You blasted... (Bird lays an egg which hits Robotnik in the face)
(while invading a radio station) Can I say hello to my mommy?
D'oh, you don't have a mommy!
[singing] Sonic the Hedgehog, you can't catch what you can't see!
Sonic the Hedgehog, he's gonna set Mobius free!
He's a teenage fugitive on the run, eating chili dogs just for fun!
It's great to be back palsy, but you didn't have to arrange an escort. A simple message to my fax machine would have worked fine.
And I'll deliver a simple message to your throat!
No need to be angry, I have decided to refund your money, you say the gravity stopper didn't work right?
Oh no, it worked fine. It was the gravity-defying net that didn't work.
The net? Well, why didn't you say so? I don't cover the net, so, no refunding needed.
Cheater! Rapscalion! You've sold me countless traps, and none of them work!
Correction, Robotnik, it's your two stoogebots that don't work. My machines have worked as they are supposed to.
You have a point, Weasley.
If you bring Lucas and Sonic back to me, you can name your prize - anything!
Your Egg-o-matic hovercraft?
Yes!
This fortress?
Yes! I said ANYTHING!
You mean, like, like that wrench set over there?
(groans) Even the wrench set!
See ya! (Gets a wrench thrown on his caterpillar track and falls face forward on the floor) I can't move!
What are you griping about? You wanted the wrench set, didn't you? [Runs away]
(Grounder's phone begins to ring.)
(whispering to Scratch) Psst, Scratch! It's the Robotnik Hotline.
What'd you say? ...Duuuhh, what was dat?
My tummy rumbling?
That's da strangest tummy rumbling I ever hoid.
Not really. It always sounds like that when Tails eats onion rings. (Grounder picks up the phone.)
Onion rings?! Dah, of course! How could I be so stupid?
Oh, uhhh... beats me. (burps while still on the phone. Robotnik hears this at his Emporium)
For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!
(starts teasing Scratch and Grounder) Nyah, nyah! You can't catch me!
Why not?!
You're slow, you're clumsy, you're stupid…
Yeah, right! Let's get him anyway! (Scratch and Grounder try to catch Tails, only to run into a wall.)
But you run into walls real good!
[sees an orange dust cloud looming over Weinerville] Hey, what's that?
Hmmm. Strangest looking cloud I've ever seen.
[walking towards an ice cream parlor] I'll start out with a triple-decker cone, then you'll see some major munching! [the dust cloud drifts down on him; coughs violently, then starts growing at a slow rate after the dust cloud clears] Hey! What's happening? Hey, the buildings are getting smaller.
[calling out] No, the buildings are the same! It's you! Something's haywire, little buddy! Why, you're getting taller!
Yeah, I am! All right! [stops growing as the size of a skyscraper; looking down at Sonic] I don't like this anymore, Sonic. Do something. I'm scared.
Don't worry, little buddy. I'll figure something out.
[rubbing his stomach with both hands] My appetite's getting bigger. I'm so hungry, I can't stand it! [picks up an ice cream parlor and eats it] Do something, Sonic! I can't stop eating! I gotta split before it hurts somebody!
[munching on some leaves from a tree; mouthful] Sonic, what do I do? I'm just so hungry.
Not to worry, pal. I'll take care of everything.
But how?
I'll, uh... er, uh... Can I get back to you on that?
That horrible monster! I thought I was a goner!
Oh, I'm sure Tails didn't mean any harm. It was an accident.
An accident?! Don't be fooled!
I can't stop myself! The bigger I get, the hungrier I get!
Sonic fell for it! Tails is ours! I'll have to give myself a promotion!
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