[comes down] You're up early.
I didn't sleep.
You stayed up all night reading trash books? [Finn makes a weak "meh" sound] Told you, man, those dating books... [slurps cup] That stuff is mess-you-up.
I'm not reading. I'm playing with the little wees.
Ah, lemme see little me! [sees little Jake sulking] Me looks so lonely. Hey Finn, pass me little Lady!
Uh, you guys broke up.
[confused] What?
She's with someone else now.
Who?!
He's a cool guy. Don't worry about it.
[Jake then hears Lady's wahs, he gasps to see little Finn in Lady's lap smooching under a book teepee]
AAAHHHHH!!! [slams table] WHAT THE BALL, MAN?!!
[chuckles] What?
"What"? What do ya think "what"?!
Come on, they're not real, they're like toys. These guys here, they’re goin' out. [points to little Marceline licking Peppermint Butler's red side] It's pretty serious. And look at Choose Goose and Lollipop Girl. They're still testing the waters. [little Choose Goose and Lollipop Girl are dancing; Lollipop Girl flies up and Abracadaniel catches her. They all embrace] But I think things are gonna work out. Check out Xergiok and Turtle P.
[little Turtle Princess spanks little Xergiok's behind, both wah-ing in delight. Finn laughs]
Weird. But cool, right, Jake? [Jake slowly backs away to the exit]
I don't like where you're going with this. It ain't wholesome. I’m gonna go to Lady's for a few days... clear my head. [leaves]
Okay. Whatever whatevs.
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