"Good morning. You're watching the evening news. There's been an unfortunate event. Let's go talk to some witnesses. [he turns camera to a caged Wildberry Princess] Princess, what is your name?"
"Please, let me go home!"
"So, Princess Please-let-me-go-home, tell me. What was it like to experience this tragedy?"
"What? I can— I don't, uh, uh..."
"Yeah, we're on air, honey, so spit it out."
"I... I don't know what you're talking about."
"Obviously traumatized and in a state of shock. Let's go ask somebody else something. [turns camera upside-down; zooms to Wildberry Princess] Upside-down Princess, do you think things will change politically because of today's events?"
"You're really frightening me!"
"Well, there you have it, folks. [flips camera back] People are very upset that Gunther tried to eat Ice King's socks. Very upset! That's why Gunther has to stay in the corner."
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