RReaper
Hey kid... you want some magic powers? Magic powers for absolutely free?
Heck yeah!
Wait! Let's not be too rash! Just look at this guy! Check out the sunken lifeless eyes, the foul stench of decay! You know what that means?
..Means he's evil, I guess.
Well evil, sure—but mostly, he's unattractive. And unattractive people are desperate.
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