“Evicted!” quotes from Adventure Time

Set out to find a new home

It's gonna be tough

For a kid and a dog on their own.

Here's a little house

Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in

Well, that's a bad idea, dude

Cuz now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill

And thinkin' livin' in a cloud would be totally thrillin',

Unless they find something inside

Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.

A beehive, oh nooo~!

Don't put your foot in there, guy!

Y'all tried that before,

And you know it didn't turn out right!

Big shell, go inside,

Look around, it seems all right

A frog comes out and barfs a tiger,

Throwin' down potions for food and fi-ahire~!

You know you should've stayed

And fought that sexy vampire lady,

But Jake was feelin' terrified

He was super-scared of her vampire bite,

Which is understandable

As vampires are really powerful.

They're unreasonable

And burnt out on dealing with mortals.

Ooh, Marceline

Why are you so mean?'

Marceline

I'm not mean, I'm 1000 years old

And I just lost track of my moral code.

Can't you see these guys are in pain?

Marceline

No, I can't.

I'm invested in this really cute video game.

Walkin' on the icy ground,

Headin' towards their destiny

I'm sure they'll figure something out.