Good morning. Good morning. (Gasps) Good morning.
Good morning Mrs. Howard.
Tariq.
Huh?
What are you doing here? Janine's down at the district now.
Dang, she moved to D.C.?
And take your presumably sticky hands off of my student.
You mean take my definitely sticky hands off of my son.
To quote Maury Povich, you are not the father.
And to quote the hip-hop legend Shaquille O'Neal, his biological didn't bother. See, I've been dating his mama for like seven weeks, so technically, I'm a stepdaddy right now. Ain't that right, Tariq Jr.?
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