You know, a lot of people are slow to warm to Tariq, but you guys get along so well. Maybe you should come out and get pizza with us this weekend.
Oh, I can't. I'm busy on Saturday.
I didn't even say a date yet. W... Oh, I see what's happening. You don't want to be the third wheel.
No.
No, don't worry. I actually know a great guy I want to set you up with.
Uh, thanks, but I don't know how my boyfriend would feel about that.
Your what?
My boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend? What's his name?
Uh, Zach.
Zach? And how long have you two been dating?
Like a year, plus another year.
Jacob, how did I not know any of this? You've never mentioned him. Well, actually, I guess I just answered my own question.
I thought you knew. I mean, I could've swore I told you. My friends say I won't shut up about him.
Your friends? I thought we were friends.
We are. Yeah, we're friends. We're just, you know...
"You know" what?
W-Work friends. We don't talk about real deep stuff.
You told me when you got a tapeworm in Zimbabwe.
Um, um, yeah, I was... I was trying to be helpful, in case you ever go to Africa. Look, work friends are still friends. They're just, like, friends in one place.
Well, I thought we were friends in all places.
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