Who are you? Wait... the smell of paste, the glassy-eyed stare of someone who works with children. You're that school librarian!
That was a long time ago.
It wasn't that long ago; it was actually just, like, a few-
The jig is up, Olaf.
"Jig?"
It's a phrase which means "Your scheme has been undone." As Dante once said-
(scatting) Ubshubshadoobadoobang!
... Dante never said that.
(scatting) Shoobadybabidybowow...
...Owww.
Tell us where the triplets are.
Triplets? I thought they were twins.
Where are they? Where did you put them?
Wait, there's two of them, right? One who writes poetry and one who cries all the time?
We shouldn't do this here; anyone could walk in this saloon who's over eighteen.
You know what these are?
Uh, Bracelett Things of Justice? No, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Time's up, they're handcuffs.
(sarcastically) Handcuffs? Who knew?
(cuffing Olaf) Gag him.
Ah, no, that bandanna's not my color; I'm more of a spring-summer-
(gags him) You don't deserve to wear colors that compliment the undertones of your complexion.
Fun, isn't it?
What?
Getting your man.
(gagged) I only have one question: who is Dante?
Dante was an Italian poet, thirteenth century; he wrote The Divine Comedy.
(gagged) Oh.
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